lampshade paradise

the buzz from the bees says that the leopards are in a bit of a spot...
now now zazoo...
CHEATERS IN THE PRIDE LANDS!
'DADADADADADADADADADAHAHAHAHAHAHADAHDAHDAHDAHDAH"
tess outtie

SOCCEROOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey guys, just wanted to post and say AUSSIES ARE THROUGH hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! YEAHHAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT fuck, SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! got up at 5 and watched.... best game EVER!... SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS.... YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! ahhh I LOVE YOU HARRY KEWELL!!!!!!!!!!!! what a legend.... SWEEEEET IM SOO HAPPY CHA!!!!!!!!!!!! .... LATER>..

woop?

hello?
thats odd... if u think about it, why when someone rings u, u pick up and they ask u a question that doesnt make sense... "hello?" if someone picked up... doesnt that meen that theyr already there, wouldnt you say, "hey" isnt it more polite??? yeah thats what i thought... neway i just had symphonic band and mr motts all happy caus he's getting engaged, which is a great thing!!! now there will be little mr.motts running around! hazah!... neway, moving on, mr.mott had to leave early to go to some gig that selected people from snr stage were at and made us do sectionals.... there are two things i gained from this section
no.1 Danielle Bree or whatever her name is... is the most dam party pooper ever, i told cal that i couldnt come to sectional tomorrow because i have solo with inter stage, and shes like "no you dont" and im like PARDON im sorry??? I DONT well fuck fuck fuck, im dumb arnt i! i was all like "actually i do, so why dont u shutup!" and shes like, your not going and im like "I'll go wherever i want to go, if u wanna go me about it then bring it on!!!!" and shes like "your not going" and the cal THE GREAT, came and saved the day, hes like "well gambiers coming up so shes going to inter" and danielle was defeated.
no.2 Cal has very chiseled features.
i get home and practice my solo, and then decide that theres no point caus im stuck in this stage where i cant improve it... so i leave my sax in dylans room so i dont annoy dad whilst playing, dylan goes into the room, forgets to turn the light on and kicks my sax... luckily i am getting it surviced on thursday.... so today wasnt eventfull... and tomorrow henrik is "legal"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HENAZ!!!!!!!!!!
yes, he is turning 18, so what?
later. xoxo. t.

chinism

well, the suessical rocked, and was EXRTREME the second time... round of applause for (in alphabetical order) craig, leigh, lucy and.... marty, very well performed... *claps* anyway, i was just looking up "chinism" on google, and it came up with this space, of some girl in the UK and she DOESNT believe in chinism, she says its a "bad" thing to believe in, which is quite incorrect, obviosly in britain chinism has different "philosophy's" for chinism over there.. its simple over here, all u are believing in is... fevola's chin!... and thats it, so all hail chinism! yay!
xo tdog

Quality News

Dudes! Bitches! Ace boone coon all good in tha hood all up with my cool aid! Oh, sorry what's that? You mumma can't unlock my lingo? She wanna fo sheezie eighty six it? Or let me repeat myself for yous chillin villians what didn't get all up in smoke with me, the fambo & Snoop Dogg last night... loosely... Friends everything's cool in my business & your fat mother wants to put an end to my hood talk.

YAY FOR THE GRATES... i just stole that from their website. teehee. i REALLY REALLY want to go to splendour in the grass... and it's at the top of nsw and in the middle of winter : (
anyway i am good

yeah

lovelove hil bob

ron and jimmy part 9!!!!!! holy

hello friends, umm ok well bravo jimmy!!! hell yeh

ok so ron and jimmy were on earth, i hope... ok heres part 9!!!! woop...

the day after rons birthday, jimmy awoke to find that.... RON WAS MISSING!!!! ahh! jimmy thought for a few seconds... if i was a transvestite duck, where would i be??? and it came to him! where else? hes at sanity!... killing all the employees on a giant rampage that consists of young children with wands pretending to be harry potter and emos and emus coming to agreements that emos have nothing to do with emus!!!... jimmy sat for a while thinking, how can i get ron out of there, and thats where it came to him.... he must be trained to be a jedi knight... so he went to goerge lucas and asked "excuse me, how do i become a jedi knight" "well" said GL "its easy, u must pass these three tests, test number one, u must find a woman that is oblivious to the world, test number two, u must bring her to the core of the earth. number three, u must tell her your most dark and twisted secret you have"... jimmy looked at mr. lucas for a while and then said... "what the hell are you on?? you cant find someone oblivious to the world, gees i knew star wars was a lucky brake for you" and then goerge and chewbaka through there coffee at poor jimmy and then forced him to eat pork, which is against jimy the jewish boys religion... jimmy ate the pork only for his friend ron and then used his powers to fly to sanity... when jimmy arived there was harry potter look alikes, emus and emos everywhere... he looked to the counter and ron was standing there with his giant samari sword yelling "SANITY SUCKS!!!!! *@#****@##.. JB ROCKS.. DIE DIE AGHAGHAGHAGH!!!!!!!!" obviosly ron had drunk his unlucky potion he uses on small turtles to make them sleep and do handstands.... jimmy ran up to ron and said "dude, lets make like hockey sticks and get the puck outa here (beef quote)" so ron ran around screaming "find the beavers to tell aslan that gandalf is alive" jimmy punched ron in the genitals and then ron came to his senses and they ran to rebel sport and got a hole heap of adidas gear and walked to chapel street.... DAH DAH DAAAHHH... to be continued

from tdog... -- jimmy

circus

wat the hell

my day was queer, i got up and was like, today sounds like a thursday and to my non suprise it was. i got to school and then went to music, we did some brazillian weird thing, miss arnie was all like "hey hey hey hey, im sorry!" and we were like, wtf? anyway, maths was crappy, then recess came and beef threw a fkn scone at me, matt was upset caus he wanted his scone, and i was upset caus i wanted my skirt flour free, so me and lloyd went and i got water and threw it at myself, i got back and lock of the less wanted me to sit next to her so she wasnt cold, the bell went. science was alright, sose was interesting, then lunch came and beef made a jacket into pants and wanted hugs from everyone. lloyd T threw up and then matt repaid everyone from a ten dollar bill.... music tech was awesome... then we got our gay reports, mmm reports.... i got "l" for limited, so i was thinking of ways to make the L into an E which icredibly easy. but then i thought "screw.... it" and that was my day, oghh yeah box hill bil caught the busme with me, i was like, "ok"... and got off and he was like, HEY WHEER U GOING and im like, home u freakn glass bastard.
from tdog

the evil donkey

greatings and salutations to allwell i have a story for you all, sorry this took so long jimmmmmmmmmy DAM U AND UR NAGGING!!! jokes jokes i am a camel , gruntok well last time on ron and jimmy they like died and then had to go to hell then went to russle and were all like "yo your poor so give us money" and then took the money to bill gates, then got into heaven.... well they stayed in heaven for like AGES freakn hell! and as you know they watched re-runs of darma and greg, ate tacos and listened to "come get some- rooster"... well as me and jimmy (the real jimmy) know listening to rooster can get quite annoying..... so ron and jimmy were all like " hey, do we have any more music?" so they went to godfree's place (other wise known as god) and then they were like knocking on his door for 19 months, in this time ron gave birth to several hobbits and elves.Then 19 months later god answered and was all like "EYYYYYYY" Ron and Jimmy looked at each other in complete shock and amazement. "this cant be true!" said jimmy "no freakn' way" said ron... "GOD IS THE FREAKN FONZE?"... "well dar" said god... "whod you think it was dumbledore?" "well to tell you the truth".... Harry pot head had appeared from nowhere! ron and jimmy were in shock.. this cant be happnin... harry pot head was dead? "hey, so voldermort finally killed you ai? its about time!" said jimmy, harry looked at jimmy and pulled out his wand and was all like "grudlemac"... Ron jumped in front of jimmy and saved his dead life.... "what the?" rove apeared infront of the fonze/god "this has nothing to do with you rove" shouted ron and jimmy.. and rove was all like "hey, if you touch harry i will have to remove your leg from your ear" rove suddenly passed out and fell on the floor...ron and jimmy were all like " ok, if harry pot head is here, we aint sharing our crib with him!" and the fonze who had obviosly had a crush on harry since he was a wee little gal... kiked ron and jimmy out of heaven and they both landed back on their sorry arses on earth... "well looks like we can finally get some more music then" and they waltzed into JB HIFI.Looking incredibly pleased with themselves once they came out, they went to rons house and started listening to wham, when crazy john came up to there door and said " I WANTED MY DUTCH HAMBURGER TO SING THE AUSTRALIAN ANTHEM FROM ITS INDEX FINGER!" ron and jimmy went outside and said to cj "listen, how many times have i told you, i have no idea who the hell you are, so please remove yourself from our doorstep" and cj went.... ron and jimmy soon turned the tv on and were watching the news when a special news report interupted the news... ron and jimmy watched in horror as they saw crazy old cj on the worlds biggest escelator with a microphone attached to his lower back resighting "the man from snowy river"...TO BE CONTINUED....

ok, thats the old ron and jimmy story, so re-read that and when i get back to from the murray (oh yeah im going to the murray) il write a new one.
seeyas
tdiddy