~ HAT ~ hil and tess

lampshade paradise

2006-10-14T18:17:00.000-07:00

the buzz from the bees says that the leopards are in a bit of a spot...
now now zazoo...
CHEATERS IN THE PRIDE LANDS!
'DADADADADADADADADADAHAHAHAHAHAHADAHDAHDAHDAHDAH"
tess outtie

SOCCEROOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-22T17:16:00.000-07:00

hey guys, just wanted to post and say AUSSIES ARE THROUGH hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! YEAHHAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT fuck, SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! got up at 5 and watched.... best game EVER!... SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS SOCCEROOS.... YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! ahhh I LOVE YOU HARRY KEWELL!!!!!!!!!!!! what a legend.... SWEEEEET IM SOO HAPPY CHA!!!!!!!!!!!! .... LATER>..

woop?

2006-05-15T01:49:00.000-07:00

hello?
thats odd... if u think about it, why when someone rings u, u pick up and they ask u a question that doesnt make sense... "hello?" if someone picked up... doesnt that meen that theyr already there, wouldnt you say, "hey" isnt it more polite??? yeah thats what i thought... neway i just had symphonic band and mr motts all happy caus he's getting engaged, which is a great thing!!! now there will be little mr.motts running around! hazah!... neway, moving on, mr.mott had to leave early to go to some gig that selected people from snr stage were at and made us do sectionals.... there are two things i gained from this section
no.1 Danielle Bree or whatever her name is... is the most dam party pooper ever, i told cal that i couldnt come to sectional tomorrow because i have solo with inter stage, and shes like "no you dont" and im like PARDON im sorry??? I DONT well fuck fuck fuck, im dumb arnt i! i was all like "actually i do, so why dont u shutup!" and shes like, your not going and im like "I'll go wherever i want to go, if u wanna go me about it then bring it on!!!!" and shes like "your not going" and the cal THE GREAT, came and saved the day, hes like "well gambiers coming up so shes going to inter" and danielle was defeated.
no.2 Cal has very chiseled features.
i get home and practice my solo, and then decide that theres no point caus im stuck in this stage where i cant improve it... so i leave my sax in dylans room so i dont annoy dad whilst playing, dylan goes into the room, forgets to turn the light on and kicks my sax... luckily i am getting it surviced on thursday.... so today wasnt eventfull... and tomorrow henrik is "legal"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HENAZ!!!!!!!!!!
yes, he is turning 18, so what?
later. xoxo. t.

chinism

2006-04-29T22:38:00.000-07:00

well, the suessical rocked, and was EXRTREME the second time... round of applause for (in alphabetical order) craig, leigh, lucy and.... marty, very well performed... *claps* anyway, i was just looking up "chinism" on google, and it came up with this space, of some girl in the UK and she DOESNT believe in chinism, she says its a "bad" thing to believe in, which is quite incorrect, obviosly in britain chinism has different "philosophy's" for chinism over there.. its simple over here, all u are believing in is... fevola's chin!... and thats it, so all hail chinism! yay!
xo tdog

Quality News

2006-04-29T03:34:00.000-07:00

Dudes! Bitches! Ace boone coon all good in tha hood all up with my cool aid! Oh, sorry what's that? You mumma can't unlock my lingo? She wanna fo sheezie eighty six it? Or let me repeat myself for yous chillin villians what didn't get all up in smoke with me, the fambo & Snoop Dogg last night... loosely... Friends everything's cool in my business & your fat mother wants to put an end to my hood talk.

YAY FOR THE GRATES... i just stole that from their website. teehee. i REALLY REALLY want to go to splendour in the grass... and it's at the top of nsw and in the middle of winter : (
anyway i am good

yeah

lovelove hil bob

ron and jimmy part 9!!!!!! holy

2006-04-23T18:22:00.000-07:00

hello friends, umm ok well bravo jimmy!!! hell yeh

ok so ron and jimmy were on earth, i hope... ok heres part 9!!!! woop...

the day after rons birthday, jimmy awoke to find that.... RON WAS MISSING!!!! ahh! jimmy thought for a few seconds... if i was a transvestite duck, where would i be??? and it came to him! where else? hes at sanity!... killing all the employees on a giant rampage that consists of young children with wands pretending to be harry potter and emos and emus coming to agreements that emos have nothing to do with emus!!!... jimmy sat for a while thinking, how can i get ron out of there, and thats where it came to him.... he must be trained to be a jedi knight... so he went to goerge lucas and asked "excuse me, how do i become a jedi knight" "well" said GL "its easy, u must pass these three tests, test number one, u must find a woman that is oblivious to the world, test number two, u must bring her to the core of the earth. number three, u must tell her your most dark and twisted secret you have"... jimmy looked at mr. lucas for a while and then said... "what the hell are you on?? you cant find someone oblivious to the world, gees i knew star wars was a lucky brake for you" and then goerge and chewbaka through there coffee at poor jimmy and then forced him to eat pork, which is against jimy the jewish boys religion... jimmy ate the pork only for his friend ron and then used his powers to fly to sanity... when jimmy arived there was harry potter look alikes, emus and emos everywhere... he looked to the counter and ron was standing there with his giant samari sword yelling "SANITY SUCKS!!!!! *@#****@##.. JB ROCKS.. DIE DIE AGHAGHAGHAGH!!!!!!!!" obviosly ron had drunk his unlucky potion he uses on small turtles to make them sleep and do handstands.... jimmy ran up to ron and said "dude, lets make like hockey sticks and get the puck outa here (beef quote)" so ron ran around screaming "find the beavers to tell aslan that gandalf is alive" jimmy punched ron in the genitals and then ron came to his senses and they ran to rebel sport and got a hole heap of adidas gear and walked to chapel street.... DAH DAH DAAAHHH... to be continued

from tdog... -- jimmy

circus

2006-04-20T01:19:00.000-07:00

wat the hell

my day was queer, i got up and was like, today sounds like a thursday and to my non suprise it was. i got to school and then went to music, we did some brazillian weird thing, miss arnie was all like "hey hey hey hey, im sorry!" and we were like, wtf? anyway, maths was crappy, then recess came and beef threw a fkn scone at me, matt was upset caus he wanted his scone, and i was upset caus i wanted my skirt flour free, so me and lloyd went and i got water and threw it at myself, i got back and lock of the less wanted me to sit next to her so she wasnt cold, the bell went. science was alright, sose was interesting, then lunch came and beef made a jacket into pants and wanted hugs from everyone. lloyd T threw up and then matt repaid everyone from a ten dollar bill.... music tech was awesome... then we got our gay reports, mmm reports.... i got "l" for limited, so i was thinking of ways to make the L into an E which icredibly easy. but then i thought "screw.... it" and that was my day, oghh yeah box hill bil caught the busme with me, i was like, "ok"... and got off and he was like, HEY WHEER U GOING and im like, home u freakn glass bastard.
from tdog

the evil donkey

2006-04-13T03:08:00.000-07:00

greatings and salutations to allwell i have a story for you all, sorry this took so long jimmmmmmmmmy DAM U AND UR NAGGING!!! jokes jokes i am a camel , gruntok well last time on ron and jimmy they like died and then had to go to hell then went to russle and were all like "yo your poor so give us money" and then took the money to bill gates, then got into heaven.... well they stayed in heaven for like AGES freakn hell! and as you know they watched re-runs of darma and greg, ate tacos and listened to "come get some- rooster"... well as me and jimmy (the real jimmy) know listening to rooster can get quite annoying..... so ron and jimmy were all like " hey, do we have any more music?" so they went to godfree's place (other wise known as god) and then they were like knocking on his door for 19 months, in this time ron gave birth to several hobbits and elves.Then 19 months later god answered and was all like "EYYYYYYY" Ron and Jimmy looked at each other in complete shock and amazement. "this cant be true!" said jimmy "no freakn' way" said ron... "GOD IS THE FREAKN FONZE?"... "well dar" said god... "whod you think it was dumbledore?" "well to tell you the truth".... Harry pot head had appeared from nowhere! ron and jimmy were in shock.. this cant be happnin... harry pot head was dead? "hey, so voldermort finally killed you ai? its about time!" said jimmy, harry looked at jimmy and pulled out his wand and was all like "grudlemac"... Ron jumped in front of jimmy and saved his dead life.... "what the?" rove apeared infront of the fonze/god "this has nothing to do with you rove" shouted ron and jimmy.. and rove was all like "hey, if you touch harry i will have to remove your leg from your ear" rove suddenly passed out and fell on the floor...ron and jimmy were all like " ok, if harry pot head is here, we aint sharing our crib with him!" and the fonze who had obviosly had a crush on harry since he was a wee little gal... kiked ron and jimmy out of heaven and they both landed back on their sorry arses on earth... "well looks like we can finally get some more music then" and they waltzed into JB HIFI.Looking incredibly pleased with themselves once they came out, they went to rons house and started listening to wham, when crazy john came up to there door and said " I WANTED MY DUTCH HAMBURGER TO SING THE AUSTRALIAN ANTHEM FROM ITS INDEX FINGER!" ron and jimmy went outside and said to cj "listen, how many times have i told you, i have no idea who the hell you are, so please remove yourself from our doorstep" and cj went.... ron and jimmy soon turned the tv on and were watching the news when a special news report interupted the news... ron and jimmy watched in horror as they saw crazy old cj on the worlds biggest escelator with a microphone attached to his lower back resighting "the man from snowy river"...TO BE CONTINUED....

ok, thats the old ron and jimmy story, so re-read that and when i get back to from the murray (oh yeah im going to the murray) il write a new one.
seeyas
tdiddy

and what did they call him? santa claus, after the fictional character, snow white... orange and blue clouds.

2006-04-07T06:17:00.000-07:00

today was yet another day, in which the sun rised and tess awoke and decided to get up.. i had a sectional this morning, which consisted of playing saxophones in an obscure rectangle that consisted of koolaid fan number 1 (me), gay faggot man whom everyone on this planet hates (dan), marika (marika), stupid laughing people that dont shutup when their leader tells them to (tempe and seeley)... we played through music and i told them off for playing wrong, we ended up playing right and i was happy. We left. I waltzed past the bike shed... but this time i had a companion (fionamaboma).. so the angry bike lad wasnt around to show himself to koolaid fan number 1... we had stupid classes, then recess.... in which andy and i had a stare off.... it ended up a draw.. (booo, hiss, grone, oink) the leopards got released and we went to double sose, ms. collins didnt nottice chris killing ross, and michael running around looking hobo-ish. Lunch time came and by this time me and marty went to a room and practiced my solo. I gained nothing apart from knowing i should have practiced. then double music, which consisted of me not knowing what a D major scale had in it.... and on top of that was being forced to learn how to right cadenzes... my head exploded ninety-three times. Then the inter stage arrived where all my hard work that morning had paid off because the saxophone section sounded good... atlast!.. i played my solo then left and was greated by non other then..... ANGRY BIKE LAD!!!!! he was running past teh 400 block using a newcombe ball as a soccer ball... elijah and i thought this was highly amusing and didnt tell anyone else what we had just seen (dont ask why) i came home and my key opened the door for once, which was a good thing because my brother had driven off swearing about matt alan and how he was turning 18 and how dylan had to drive to some foriegn country to collect the present. i swore back at dylan. dylan chucked me out of his car. once i was inside i sat down and looked the tv, watched the tv with no picture for half an hour wondering what programs were on, then sarah called, then hil, then fi, then miki, i felt loved, and appreciated, now im wasting my time writing this load of shit.... while i cry deep down inside because yet again. the tigers have lost... no suprise there.
the end
- peace out
tdog

the otters have escaped, which only meens i have too much time on my hands to make a stupid title like this, enjoy:

2006-04-06T01:22:00.000-07:00

well, as you can see, i dont have any homework, or a life thats why i am posting, neway...
today was the coldest day ever, it enspired me to make a song called "Im too cold to bleed" which emo bands will adopt this name for a song and scream and cry about how living is a waste of life and life is a waste of death, stupid no good people, we should all kill them and then blame their savage deaths on themselves becaus they wanted it, but they cant hack it, caus theyr emotionally hardcore... if theyr so hardcore, why dont they stay alive to prove themselves to the otters, everyone normal has, but nooooo, theyr too "hardcore" for otters, neway ill stop about people that have no lifes, and move on to elton john... hahahaha, funny huh?.. *silence strikes the building*... i aint no jerry seinfeld.. neway back to earth me n jim have to start doin our "ron and jimmy adventures"again, i swear that was the funniest thing ever!...
i got up today at 6 and then realised i didnt need to, so i went back to sleep and got up at 7.30... thats the best way to start the day, neway later on after mum force feeding me hot cross buns and orange juice, i touch down at school, while im walking to the 400 block where our lockers sleep, eat and socialise, i walk past the bike shed, and theres 2 bikes in there, so about 40 spaces left to put ur bike, this kid is standing there swearing at this bike saying "he fucking stole my spot" and then staring at it for long periods of time, once i get over the fact that the kid has no brains i walk over to the door and walk into the freezing cold corridor,
20 minutes later the bell goes and im in music, ms.Arnies telling us how good jnr band are and we all snigger and give each other stupid looks, recess arives and its cold, 2 periods pass, in which i walk into the class room sit down and then 45 minutes later the bell goes, while i realise i havnt done any work...
the rest of the day passes and i wake up to be at the station annoying the crap through henrik,
where i repeat every word he says, i walked half way home with him, then realised i need to catch the bus in a different direction, i annoyed him like a recessive gene annoys a generation... that does make sense in my head... on the way home, i nearly get run over 3 times then get to the top of the tallest hil in eats doncaster and walk home...
when i get a car im gunna drive it up and down greendale hill doing a homicidle laugh "MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" yes thats right, then once i get to the top im gunna get a big stick and hit it...
my hate for that hill is greater then the hate for justice in the metric system
have a good one
tmac

the lumberjack FROM HELL

2006-03-25T01:53:00.000-08:00

hello people, i have been to hell and back on a wagon... it was a comfortable wagon... on the way i saw KOOLAID WOOT look iTS kOOlAID... koolaids pretty weird, its just a talking bowl of punch, like... but its so kool!!!!! YAY KOOLAID!
neway, its the holidays and theres one day left... its like going away and coming back home and being like THIS SUCKS caus i hate school... i hate class and i couldnt stand freakn 6 weeks now we have a freak 12 week term!!! %*&&% % $#^@*!!*... im pretty sure that aint a word.. ahh well how great is this picture
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<neway im leaving
bye
how boring

avastpirates

2006-03-05T14:00:00.000-08:00

higuys
it's been a while since anyone posted anything intelligeble. i can't believe this is our last week of school!! i wnat to go to the commonwealth games, apparentely the gymnastics is all sold out but elle and i are going to get some tix tmorow after school. im so looking forward to friday!!
my life is quite boring at the moment but my friend lewis stops being grounded on wednesday and we're meeting afterschool and thurs is my dads bday and in the hols we have our chorals camp yay its so exciting i love chorals.

im so worried about not having anything for work experience because all my friends have theirs organised - laura is going to the melb museum and she gets to feed the stick insects. they're scary. and everyone is going to hospitals.

my bro's friend jethro is like fully hardcore caus he's nick cave's son but it's wierd caus he's my age but these designers requested him for their parade in the fashion festival and now he's getting all these modelling offers and we're giving him shit caus he's a model and his pic was in the herald sun and he rang up and said the age were better journalists and he wanted financial compensation for being in a lesser paper.

i have to go 2 pweriod 2 now. XXXXXXXXX

Justice in the metric system

2006-02-18T22:37:00.000-08:00

10 reasons why aslan will come to your house kill u... and your broom
.... all 10 are:
Because there is no justice in the metric system, and because u and your broom are both measured in metres meens that u both are non justified
starters
enders
benders
wankers
makers
brakers
bakers.... BREAD
and thats that story
have a good one

WALLY

2006-02-14T14:45:00.001-08:00

HI GUYS i have good news; on monday i tried out for my house chorales play which is like house music but we have a play with lots of singing. and our house chorales ppl tahlia and viv wrote this fab WHERE'S WALLY story and yestreday they put the cast list up and im going to be wally! yay!!!! well toodles for now love love hil

2006-02-14T14:45:00.000-08:00

Celebration!

2006-02-10T21:30:00.000-08:00

HEY HEY HEY!
wooo i just found out that mums taking me 2 the rob thomas concert YAY hahahaha im sooooo excited i meen hello??? that meens im gunna see rob thomas live LIVE I SAY! omg omg omg omg im like sooooo excited hehehe WOOT!!
yay neway so... this weeks been alright... we'v had house music all week so yeah but thats ok, although today i got yelled at for not being "enthusiastic" pfft why would i be? nah stricklands doin ok, better then previous years so im happy yeah... friday we had house swimming and landy won, what bastards, grrrrr only by 26 but i dnt care lol... neway i swam alright :) i was happy... and yeah im going to the rob thomas concert :D:D hehehehehe i cant wait hes soooo cool i wish i was him or his wife either one would do.. YEAH hehehe mmm well im gunna go i have nothing else to say.. ROB THOMAS!
fuck yeah!
xoxo
t.

ONLY FIVE WEEKS LEFT

2006-02-05T22:44:00.000-08:00

hi guys WOW why is the type font ugly? oh well i feel like crap at the moment because i tried out for the musical and i am a BAD SINGER and i was really nervous and shy which is not me!! but anyway i shall focus on the possitive which is that i can still do costumes with barnsey who is the bestest drama teacher. my exciting wkend: on sat night i was at elle's because we had a SATCAS (sex and the city appreciation sleepover) and it was good great excellent because elle and i stayed up till 6.30 in the morning and watched all of season four thats 18 EPISODES that's 9 STRAIGHT HOURS OF SATC. oh yeah and we watched cruel intentions as well and then had 4 hours of sleep. but i'm tired now. yes. and for those who don't know i shall post it: i have an ipod!!! yay! a nano it's so small i love it i really only listen to franz ferdinand and betchadupa and iggy pop but it's still great. yay! when mum finishes work we're going to have japanese in degrave ans then we're going to see brokeback mountain. on the weeknd i'm going on a date but not a date with this person from grammer called kimpton! OMT! caus my friends like lochie and daniel and they're dragging me along to hang with kimpton who i saw once fleetingly and we call him shrimpy. it's just easier to remeber than kimpton. well i'm going to go and die in a hole because of the fact that i will never be in the musical oh well i hope kara doesn't get in and then falls under a tram and dies. that would really make my day. she's such a moron/skank/bitch/evil horrid person who swaggers and thinks she's cool and i'm like HEY you're ugly. phew. hope everyone is well and good love love hil

Excuse me!!!!

2006-02-04T04:05:00.000-08:00

hey!!
im soooo bored lol, so anyway i dnno why im doing this now shuld be going to bed :D yay bed i like sleeping, since school started (which was on tuesday) i rkn sleep is the best thing that has ever happened to me lol...
schools weird, but alright now... i meen on tuesday night i was like OMG i hate school so much! its different thats for sure, new classes, new teachers, new corridor, new hang out spot and practically in every single class i have dif people... i dnt really like my sose class that much... no offence to ross and michael, but its always helpfull to have a girl with u!! but musics ok aswell... lucky we have a loose teacher or else i would be sooo freakn bored, yeah everyone else thinks schools crap, all i have to say is that it is, but we have to go... so deal with it.. lol wednesday night i was thinkn bout not goin thursday but then i realised, hey i cnt do this every single day so whats the point? dah!!! lol ahh schools shite~ mhm, mhm... this is such a crap post lol... cbf writting anything worth reading, im obsessed with house music now... ministry is SO ADDICTIVE hahaha its awsome, ministry and rob thomas :) great combo, i wonder wether im gunna get to go to the rob thomas concert... hmmm i hope i do
me mate amy went to the back street boys concert!!! i was like THATS AWSOME... i would have killed to go there one of my brothers mates went to pick up chicks, dylan was gunna go but then realised, why would i go? any guy at a backstreet boys concert would look gay! and then his friend was like hello think about the chicks there! and i was like wow thats incredible, a gay guy going to see the back street boys, then i told dyl i thought he was gay and he gave me a lecture about how to pick up chicks, then i told him i wasnt a lesbian and then he was like... right well good one, u have wasted half an hour of my precious time!
hes such a freakn weirdo... neway im guna hit the sack (literally)
lol
xoxo tess

i am peter hear me roar

2006-01-19T23:24:00.000-08:00

hey,
im back in melbourne, and im bored, yeah thats right bored, well the murray was the best, nothing better... i guess there are things but hey u no... all we did all day was skied and wakeboarded and other stuff, fun as!... happy new years by the way, and yeah well when i got back laura came over the night after and we watched the best movie ever! XMEN 2 fuck yeah!... so good, nightcrawler is the shit! haha, yeah then we went to the movies and saw king kong with Michael, Andy and Sarah, i didnt really like it, i meen it was alright but it went for way too long they could have cut so much out of it... but anyway then thursday i went to davs to watch seinfeld all day, it was pretty good i must say, i meen i didnt think the humor of it would last for so long, i was like FUCK YEAH!.. i should seriosly stop saying that, anyway me n jim made soup, well i made the soup and jim destroyed it, hahaha then i made it all nice and yum, we mixed creamy chicken and cream of chicken so it was cream of creamy chicken (i think) then i put skittles and butter in jims and he didnt eat it alot of it after that, it was fun haha...
yeah thats all i got a new phone and thats about it woot!....
so yeah oh and shauno m'boy, the so seductive thing is this comp that my friend was in where u had to design a t-shirt and if u won u got like $1000 so yeah, it was pretty good what he designed, mhm, mhm
see yas around
xoxo tess

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!! NEW YEARS!

2005-12-30T00:06:00.000-08:00

hey, im tess, and ur not! as laura said " HAPPY NEW YEARS FUCKERS" its catching aint it?
well im bored, and im leaving in like 13 hours, wooot!!!! yay yay yay
im going to Tocumwal which is on zee murray, whazzzz uppp!!! woah im so crazy, new years with a hell of a lot of crazy idiots that try and tell what time it is when the sun isnt up, genious i tell u!!!... nah and ill have army food! it tasts sooooo bad, but it is tradition, ohh canteen boy, where are u now? IM SO BORED
hahaha davs was soooo much fun at one stage i was NOT making sence at all!... doing an all nighter 2 nights before new years eve was such a stoopid thing, ahh well, i went to knox and took that billabong top back for everyone who was wondering (noone)
everyones getting drunk new years, im like fuckers, caus i am too... BUT IN A DIFFERENT STATE!!! yeah catch ya there,
so long and thanks for all the fish
(this post is pointless)
xoxo t-shirt

p.s - HAPPY NEW YEARS FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!... i said that already, adn its lauras line... so happy new years dip shit... its not as good dam... ill think something up and use it next year... toodles xoxo

MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE

2005-12-19T21:04:00.000-08:00

i'm bored oh so bored i'm at home... bored. yesterday we went 2 school for our final assembely it was good and then we got our reports mine is good,and then we got our yearbooks; it's great, on one of the big arty colour pics it's like our group and you can see like my ear the rest is cut of by the stupid door. and when we had the middle school play barnsey took like ten photos of all the cast and they had to choose the worst one of me looking wierd. my friend put all these pics of us on outings on her website and if i knew how to put pics on the site i would and then you could look at them. that would be nice. i think i'm going a bit batty. well dad says i have to partain from the interent for him to make a telepone call.
toodles hil
FIVE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS
shit eight days till i go to nz and there are still no ipod nanos in melbourne boo

MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE

2005-12-19T20:24:00.000-08:00

Its gotta be vintage

2005-12-17T17:23:00.000-08:00

Hey guys,
ok i need to tell you one more thing about queensland, it happened at wet n' wild... well first of all you need to know about this part in the movie "center stage" ok well at the very end, the main character Jodie Soyer gets a principle part in some dance academy and the guy that owns the company is standing in the auditorium with Jodie and he just randomly goes... "Jodie Soyer everyone" and everyone in the place starts clapping, its really weird.
So anyway we were at wet n' wild and elisha tells this INCREDibly bad story that would usually make me fall asleep, but it was totally pointless, and she new it haha... so once she finishes everyone was just silent so i go "Elisha Weatherly everyone" and our group starts clapping instantly, which is funny enough, but then gradually about 20 randoms just join us and they start wooping and cheering, it was great... so theres my story haha

Now lol, last night andy had an Xmas party so i rocked up at around 6.00 but the party didnt start till 7.30, so i was just helping her set up and getting ready together... it was the best night!
there was heaps of missletowe (however you spell it) and it was a great night!... :D
here are some photos... from elisha, thanks liesh!

This was everyone dancing... photo by dav

Eric, a little over excited about a can of pepsi

Fi and Steph

After the party, the gals... doing weird things

Hannah and dav, ohh dav

dont ask...

Me and andy

awesome, well toodles

>tess<

Queensland - year 9 camp

2005-12-15T23:47:00.000-08:00

Hi,
i highly doubt anyone will read this but hey, as this is the third time someone has wrote about qld im sure everone wont, but hey, im bored, so u guys have to get stuck with me remembering how good it was... ohh yeah

MONDAY - 5TH DECEMBER...

Well, we all met at school and were like HEY! and there was such an excited atmosphere, it was awsome... We got on the bus and off we went to the airport, we also yelled a hell of a lot at some officer that was like... hey you kids cut that out, nah not really... we passed two car accidents on the way there and we rated how good they were, quite sad really. Once we got there we got our bags and what-not checked and headed to the plane, once we were on the plane we were really excited, i for one didnt really care that we were on a plane, but i was excited because i got to see fi and elisha on their first very flight, which made me happy... nothing really happened on the plane, exept for some of the girls flirting with these guys that were on a cricket festival... woah! how exciting!...anyway after that we got off the plane and headed for a bus that was white... or orange... it was great, then we headed off to the place we were staying at, this place was "mint" it was called the isle of palms and was soooo good!... i cant believe that our school could get such a place haha! anyway the girls and i headed off to our 2 storey appartment, which i think was the best one out of them all.... best TV EVER!... after that me and laura sunbaked and got fried, not really, but we did sunbake and then we went to the pool, where this one kid kicked me atleast 5 times... bastard Then we had dinner, which sucked, and then me and laura had the best night EVER!!! hahahaha, we found the cushions that resembled a males dooziwatsit and put it on our heads... ohh it was awsome!!!, i wish we still had the photos, you would laugh more if we did... but then we went to bed and me and andy shared a bed :) like a real married couple hahaha!... we had a D&M and ate bread... she had white i had hole grain.... nothing suss

TUESDAY - 6TH DECEMBER... MOVIE WORLD

Today we obviosly went to movie world, it was great i cnat really remember the hole day, but it was still great, we got there and had an educational piece of crap thing that we had to do, which was ok for the label i gave it, marty did some great moon walking, ohh yeah! Once we got out of that we got to open movie world, at first i honestly thought we were live on TV and i was like WOAH! but then emily chin told me i was an idiot and im like IM AN IDIOT!!! I DONT THINK SO!... (quote - zoolander) anyway on with it *whip* we were supposed to yell out "Lights" "camera" "Action" "WELCOME TO MOVIE WORLD"... but i accidently yelled out "Lights" "camera" "Action" "WELCOME TO DREAM WORLD"... ohh tessa, you're a classic... anyway, after that we all split up and the girls (consisting of Me (tess, for any of you people who cant read) and thats it.... nah joking, i had self pitty for a sec then anyway it also consists of Andy B, Steph, Laura, Fi and Elisha) we went on the road runner rollercoaster whcih was extremely boring except for the part where we stopped, that hurt so bad, Then we went on the river thing, that bugs bunny was all like "dude" im lost, that was stoopid, it was the worst ride, but there were worse... after that i cant remember what happened, but i do remember going on the Wild Wild west, which is one of the best rides!... we went on so many times, i felt sorry for steph caus we just ditched her hahaha, in all due respect, she protected our bags like no other, and so did andy on the other rides, andyway then we went on the WWW with the hole gang :) it was great, funny, and great!... then we rocked over to the front entrance and came across this very apealing HARRY POTTER STORE :D:D:D:D:D hehehe it was the best (speaking of harry potter, im being completely and utterly serios there are 4 owls outside my house, they have been like multiplying or something everyday!!! voldermort will come and get me...) anyway i bought my cousin a harry potter wallet :) twas great... then some people went to the police academy show and i stayed back with marty, eric and jimsa... we went on the scooby-doo roller coaster a million times, then jim and red went on the leathel weapon *shudder* and then we went on the road runner rollercoaster hahaha, so gay... and that was all at movie world... then we went back and turd on a plate for dinner *double shudder* then we went to bed... well other things happened in between, but we did go to bed, that was for sure...

WEDNESDAY - 7TH DECEMBER... WET N' WILD

Today was non other then the wet and the wild, which was a freakn let down due to the fact that about every single school on the planet came that day aswell, so the lines for the rides where 45t minutes long (boo, hiss) but i cnat really complain, 35 degrees, just hanging with ur friends in a fun filled water park, what more could u ask for? not alot... it was great, besides all the waiting... the first ride we went on was awsome, it was WAY TO FUCKING HIGH!... but it was worth it, or else i wouldnt have done it twice, would i?? no, no i wouldnt... then we headed off to this crazy thing, it was a waterslide, but it was so much more... lol they had like disco lights in it and everything and me and andy were like WOAH so many mizxed emotions haha!... but it was all fun and everything... We then went on this racer thing that consisted of four people, it was awsome!... and ofcourse the best won haha! (me and elisha) then we went to the wave pool i think, where we met ALEC BALDWIN! hahaha, he didnt like mick alot, but it was sooo much fun.. i tried to not think about the fact that half the pool was probably full of childrens urine... then we went on the aqua racer, that was by far the best ride there, we all perposly false started hahaha it was the best!... i think we went in the wave pool again after that, then we sun baked caus the lines were far too long, but i was happy doing that... then we headed back, little did i realise... that i was extremely sunburnt, ohh the pain!!!!!, we had pizza that night and then the guys came over and we all sat there talking, it was fun, fun, fun :D:D:D after that we went to bed again :S

THURSDAY - 8TH DECEMBER... SEA WORLD

Today, for me, was the best day!... we woke up and had froen straberries then left the appartment and headed to the bus thing where we caught the bus to sea world, not the best world, but the best day i think.. we got there and started melting in the heat... we got let in and we sat down looking at the artificual lake, then we headed off to the pirate ship "its hard being a pirate, yarrr" after that, some of the folks went on the corkscrew, which i didnt attempt on the fact that it went upside down haha!... then we went to the dolphine show where i was like, woah iv seen this before man... but it was still good to see the dolphines swimming around naked... then after me and fi split up from the group and went on the fffllluuuuuuummme which was such a waste of time, but we got a good pic, that non of us bought haha, after we went and got lunch which was extremely shit, mhm, the girls went off to do something that i dont no what they did, while i stayed with elisha and andy H and DD and Mick and those people, we headed towards the SKY HIGH thing which was one of those things on railes that go really high... what are they called.. ohh yeah cable car things i started freakn and started yelling at erich *sniggers* then once we got off that we went on the pirate ship and once i got off, i new there was no going back on haha!... mick and i descused life and stuff while we waited for the others to get off various rides, then a few of us went on the bermuda triangle which was HILARIOS!!! hahaha, we got the best photo ever, we were all doing the wiggles thing with the fingers u know what it is... it looked great!!! jim was the best haha, he got right into it hahaha!... we got back after a extremely funny bus trip which consisted of me and andy B (girl) singing along with Kullar and Jhane and such singing great songs like Livn on a prayer and working class man, and varios chants... to finish it off we sang mambo No. 5, best bus trip EVER! haha... once we got back the other girls went to the shops across the road to get food for the party that we were about to have that night, whilst me and andy B sand and danced in the rang to My Sharona and other songs haha!... we got saturated!, the girls got back and by taht time some of the guys (Mick and Andy and DD and that) had come around, we all sat in the rain, eric, andy H and i sat around talking about really big trucks, then the guys went and had pizza at their place and we had pizza at ours, everyone came over after and then the party started, as marty has said then main attraction of funny quotes and line was coming from Andy H's (guy) mouth, whilst i played with my beloved fan/drink bottle/squirter thing i sat and listened to the crazyness of some of the people haha!... then Andy H read out mine and jims storries about Ron the Transexual duck and Jimmy the jewish boy, we then called it a night. But the girls had a kind of D&M where we descused the week and how great it had been... but there was still one day left! ohh i forgot, about the call eric made, i think u all read it on martys blog, but it deserves an oncore (how ever u spell that) " i think the correct pronounciation is, nemi".. i cant be bothered writing the hole story, but it was uterly HILARIOS!

FRIDAY - 9TH DECEMBER... DREAM WORLD, LAST DAY :(

Today was fun, like other days we started the day, and like other days we caught a bus to a world, this time it was dream world! it was great i was looking forward to this for months, we got there and we got vouchers from Mr.Pittas and then we rocked on to some rides, we had such a great time!... we went on a few rides and then ended up splitting upfrom the big group and me and andy B went with the guys to the log ride, me and andy had heaps of fun on that! then we went on this train ride thing and ended up getting split up even more so that it was me, Andy H and rob... they grabbed something to eat and i grabbed a drink, then andy and marty and Mick turned up, i think it was then we got split up AGAIN and we ended up going onj the dodgem carts, that was hilarious, although the line was MASSIVE but i didnt care caus they had such cool songs hehe!... then when we got on them me and steph had decided to make a meal out of it and just go straight into walls, which put my back into wacky spasms lol!... then me and steph headed off to the great nicolodeon rollercoaster! and when we were walking in line steph ran past this old lady with all these primary school kids and then shes like tess come up the line and im like ok, and the lady started yelling at her and steph did her classic thing where she says... yeah, sure, whatever... and she walked away, i was too scared to make eye contact with that lady after that... the rollercoaster was great!... me and jim and i think laura and fi went on it again! hehe, then me and jimsa went off and i bought some bracletes and stuff then we went on this wacky ride that put my jaw somehow out of place, and the guy that was in charge of it was all like. we all live in a yellow submarine, me n jim were like HEY we no that song!!!... so then we met up with everyone again and we headed off to the tower of terror, i was sure iw as going to go on it and everything, and then i had this panic attack and started panicking (obvios) haha!... so yeah, i didnt go on the it after all which i regret... we left dream world and went to maccas where Andy H made me a delightful squid :D (out of paper) and then we headed off to the airport, to go back to crappy old melbourne, we got on the plane, and i sat next to mick, and for the second time that week we talked about life, for 2 hole hours we descused the ways of our lifes and then we found a book that was called losing my virginity ahaha, then we landed... back in melbourne, where baggage claim stole mine and andy's squid :( we caught the bus back to school, and there at 1 oclock on saturday December 10th was the end of our great week!... that was the best camp i have been on! thanks guys for making it so much fun :D!

well i have been sick for a week and tomorrow night is an Xmas party that Andy B (girl) is having!.... yay!... i cant wait

from tess

if you read all of that, i take my hat off to you! MERRY CHRISTMAS people!!

and tom the cabin boy just smiled and said nothing

2005-12-01T17:23:00.000-08:00

im in science becoming learn-ed about stephen hawkings. ahh the simpsons, an infinite source of knowledge. im very bored. why does tee never post? yesterday el and i went out and bought mirror mints yay! and today we're seing lewis and co becauise melb high finish today so unfair. im seeing harry potter tonight ah good. we're spinning around singing spinning around. yay for shaun and jimmy who are the only commentators. yes shaun it has been a long time. have fun weekends XoXox hil ps IM GETTING A NANO NEXT WEEK yippee

!glomesh!

2005-11-28T01:23:00.000-08:00

i just got back form sydney and am suposed to be eating cooking dinner and im watching veronica mars..... i like melb much better than sydney. but i like ferries. im getting a glomesh bag(like miks) for chrissie i hate going shopping near december mums like why dont you have that for christmas? agh. i bouhgt a black and white polka dot blouse and a nu bikini yay looking forwarrrrrd to the weekend love hil

2005-11-14T01:08:00.000-08:00

ok so i just (in a rather loose sense of the word) watched lizzie mguire and it was the epsiode where ethan dances for like 5 whole minutes ahhh pure bliss.

anyway we get the day off tomorrow caus of the techers striking and i am going to the wombat at nine oclock, aghhh too early, to meet lewis and louis and elle and kelly and so many more ppl and we are goign to the IR rally. and laurie is coming to, the laurie that went to blackburn. i caught the train home with lewis today yay. anyway after the rally we are going to lunch etcetera and buy my BDO ticket cant wait.

i have 12 days left of classes ahhhh so good im going to sydney after speech night which i acnt wait tillt hats over as we do so much singing its like whoa thats a lot of singing.

agh im so tired. oh god today we got our passe compose french tests back i got 22.5 out of 50. thats my lowest mark ever and the lowest mark in the class. agh its terrible.

yay phoebs and i are going to join a sailing club and be like yar. agh singing practice's are soooo much fun.

adios amigos

HIL xx

AHHHHH

2005-11-11T21:39:00.001-08:00

helllllooo... my last post was all like wats up? and everyone was like NUTHN MUCH... it was great hehe... im so phycd for tonight!
ohh i cnat wait to see fi dancn and i wana see everyone dressed up too!! hehe im going to fis concery in less then an hour and i still havnt done my hair AHH!
heheehehehe ohh god iv got fi some flowers and everything ahaha! wow im so pumped... woot! and at julias its guna rock (if i get to go) its guna rock haha ROCK
woot im nervous though.. why the hell am i nervous, tess u are an idiot GO ME haha
gees i cant wait i better go do my hair so i look presentable haha
see yas
xoxoxoxox
tee

AHHHHH

2005-11-11T21:39:00.000-08:00

take it

2005-11-11T02:45:00.000-08:00

hey guys
im so freakn bored BORED ahahahahaha... this week has been a weather week which meens.. if the weather is crapola then my mood is crapola... i hate that... thats why i love summer baby YEAH!!! i hate the winter its like... hello? depression ahaha! god im bored
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... look at that apple
indeed tess
yes indeed
baby there aint no mountain high enough OHH YEAH
sorry im leaving u no why??
WORSE THINGS HAPPEN AT SEA YOU KNOW!
toodles noodles
teeeeee

shiny silver things

2005-11-06T10:18:00.000-08:00

i just saw lily in the corridor and i was complaining and she said - don't you hate year nines? and at the moment im like YES cause they're insensitive brats. ahh i was thinking about the time that tee and i went to luna park and came home and spilt icing sugar all over the floor of the cameo. ahh good times.
agh im so bored and we're supposed to be writing our reports on dissecting a bulls eye but i wasn't interested so i have no answers. only four more weeks of classes agh i can't wait i wish i was in year eleven with tahnee and lily and bridget they're so cool my friends are so annoying cause all the clever ones are off being clever in the year 10 maths exam. hmm thank god for blogs to rant on.
ahh well have fun you crazy kids
ciao
hil

mm random colourings
YAY steph (for you uncool people who don't know steph she is my brothers gf and THE coolest person ever) is coming over tonight yay and she might be going to cut my hair!!!!

comin up, its dare

2005-11-05T22:57:00.000-08:00

Zesty.. live life to the fullest

2005-11-04T16:14:00.000-08:00

im listning to music and every second song is blink.... im in heaven lol
ohh how fucking hilarious was beefs post i was nearly crying... god it was good
i dont no why they thought i had sex hair grrr haha
my dad is begining to get so annoying... write now he is saying.... "question twelve - will someone please shoot me?" over and over and then he just changed to "question thirteen - will someone answer question twelve"... my mums getting pissed off.... and she just slapped him "ooo" lol
ohh it was so funny (for everyone but me) in ceramics... we were having yet another clay fight and i was trying to do my work for once and the rolling pin was rolling off the table and for some reason everybody was silent when i yelled it... but i was like 'NOOOOO" and miki was hidding under the table caus lloyd and nick were throwing clay at her and the rolling pin was guna hit her so i yelled no extremely loud and reached for it and got it thankfully... so i saved mikis brain from getting damaged but instead of her getting hurt ofcourse i get hurt and i pulled like something in my leg hahaha ohh it was so funny caus i was like on the ground and so was miki and we were both nearly crying haha ohh the humanity....
ohh my dad is talking to himself he just walked past saying "im going to invent a character, its gunna be called "nude walking man" and he will walk everywhere nude... and then he said that "nude walking man" is guna loose his watch and then try and find it but its guna be strapped to his penis" at that point i turned my music up extremely loud to hear the lyrics "sell the kids for food" from the great song - In bloom - Nirvana... the greatest band ever OHH YEAH
speaking of ohh yeah... u wana hear my newest fasination... ohh yeah thats right its...
KOOL AID hell yeah hes so awesome... apparently henrik and i are supposed to have a kool aid fest on monday night at the square our aim is to drink kool aid till we cant feel feelings ahah

Welcome to the machine

2005-10-23T20:38:00.000-07:00

Tess: i am bored as hell indeed... hello kat... how is kat today?
Kat: kat is good today thanx n how is tess??
Tess: tess is a swell as a french man that just thought a cat did a doo-dooo on his pie but then realised it was a giant cherry
Kat: ...okayy
Tess: indeed
iPod shuffles remind me of a stick of chewing gum... i wonder if they are mint
mmm mint... what flavour do u think they are kat???
Kat: blue flavoured
Tess: blue isnt a flavour... it is a colour
Kat: wel tha flavour of the colour...??? if that makes any sence at all.........................
Tess:it is either blue berry or bubblegum
which one do u prefer???
Kat: okayy people dat are reading dis PLEASE DONT THINK IM STRANGE!!!!!
Tess:but kat my dear toaster... you are indeed
Kat: OmiG IM NOT A TOASTER!!!!
Tess: u are... then what toasts the toast???
Kat: FINE if im a toaster wat colour and flavour wud i be???
Tess: you would be a pink toaster and be strawberrie like a freakn dutchman
Kat: hmmmmmm..okay but i like choclate!!
Tess: u can be strawberrie chocolate????
Kat: o0oh!! dat soundz so0o0o scrumdiliumpcious!!!
Tess: hahahaha nice use of words... u no hilary jones will read this???
Kat: hilary!!! i rememba dat lil one!!! she was so0o0oo krazy!!! i luve u hiL!!!
Tess: LESBIAN (yiKeS... awkward)
Kat: omig tess!! u werent spose to tel tha whole friggin world!!! [jokes]
Tess: hahahaha suck
im listning to a freakn weird song... i hate french its so boring i meen theres only so much u can know about louis vuitton and hes all like... DEAD woot
Kat: iz he reali dead?? omig i had like no idea..shows how much i knoe about frenh huh..OMiG i got *62%* on my french exam!!!!! :D:D:D:):) i am so0o0o0o glad!! i knoe it aint dat much but itz better den i thort!!!
Tess: pfft thats awsome.. i cant remember how much i got maybe 75% which is pretty good maybe... or maybe around 80%... what did u get on ur sose test??
Kat: ummm i did so0o0o shit!!! i got like 60/100 :( stink! howz about u!?
Tess: i got 90/100 i was dam happy... a little too happy.. if u ge what i mean *hint hint nudge nudge*... dont listen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kat: wat? tess did u sae sumfyn?? hehe nah..omig dat is so0o0o0o0o gooo00o0od!! my life goal is to at least get 90% in sumfyn:( omig hold on..i got 95% on my food asignment!!:D:D but yea dat was pretty easy yeaa..
Tess: lol.. what was it on???????????
Kat: it was just on like food..l0lz..like kitchen appliances etc etc etc..but it was easy..kinda..
Tess: awsome as
what are u listnin 2??
Kat: d0 u reali wana knoe??
Tess: yes
Kat: okay..itz called "fucking you 2nite"
Tess: by?
Kat: it is by the notorious B.I.G
Tess: RIGHT... woows caps
ahahahhahahahaha
im listning to the O.C crap... ohh yeah its called dice by hatsnrudvjdshfjdsmhjsndnsndkvifpe,szhghcn
Kat: ohh yea i herd dat one...
Tess: now im listning to thingo by u no who.... shutup tess
i think we shall do this the hole period then i will leave and go to me sex... i meen sax lesson ^o) lol
Kat: BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! dat was a go0d one!! how long do u tink dis wil take up? how much space?
Tess: i duno we should measure it... indeed
Kat: mmh hmm..we shall...wel who do u hav ur sex sax wateva lesson wid??
Tess: andy... yeah andy yeah
Kat: andy bently? i neva new she played an instrument...
Tess: idiot... not her thats my teachers name ahahhaha
Kat: ohh!! i knew dat!! wat did i sae?? hehe oopziess..
I LOVE NIGGAZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
haha i kan sae dat coz i am one!! haha no1 else kan coz uze r al WHITE yeaa datz ryte WHITE!!!
Tess: what the hell.... crazy... (by the way that was kat that said that) i heard this song and its extremely racist... indeed
Kat: oh oopz sorie dat was jus tha song im listening to..it has I LOVE NIGGAZ!! in it so yeah sowiiee:)
Tess: ohh ok... sounds.... umm not white...
Kat: hahaha of corse!!! heyyy now whoz being racist!!! hehehehehehehehe
Tess: so very bored... only 13 minutes left
Kat: oh k..hmmm...im so0o to0o to0otali b0red to0o0o!!..people beta be reading dis coz im typing hard out..ahh wellz..nutin beta 2 do0o0o0o...
Tess: hahaha... wheres shauno today... i missed that boy
Kat: awwwww..yea wel u myte c him 2moro..if he cumz dat is...ok i dont tink dat made any sence at all...
Tess: well thats it... we are leaving TOODLES NOODLES... shine on you crazy diamonds - pink floyd
Kat: no u mean UR goin..oh wait dat meanz im goin to..aww..k buh-byezZ!! i luv u hiLArY!!!!!

hilary

2005-10-19T21:12:00.000-07:00

oops
sory tess i sorta made our blog dotty

teehee

hilary

2005-10-19T21:01:00.000-07:00

hi all
wow no ones blogging anymore has blogging become uncool? well im bloging at scool cause im bored as. we had muck up day today it was rubbish they weren't allowed to do anything.
mitch (my big bro) went out last night and i asked where he was staying the night and he said eh i'll probably just sleep in a park somewhere. teehee.

im going to the sass and bide sale tonight yay! and then we're going for indian and going to a play at the malt house.

man im so bored+boring

well you're probabely extremely bored right now so im outie. tee did u see hilary duff has another concert.

love hil
ps my favourite colour is green

iv been good but

2005-10-15T23:34:00.000-07:00

here we are now, entertain us!

2005-10-14T03:56:00.000-07:00

hey hey
i just went from listning to Jesus Christ superstar to Nirvana... wide range indeed! so... come to chat or to pat a cat?? yeah i dont know what that meens either... god im so bored anyone (besides from fiona) noticed how boring school is? well nothing happens.. we do the same thing everyday! god its so boring and even the place we hang around is getting swarmed by people i personally dislike... But all this bordem cant be good for you! i meen the other day i had Jnr Stage and me and fi were like in the middle of playing a song and WHAM we were like, gees this is so boring!
CMON i want something fun to happen like a coca-cola competition or something weird like that... im on the verge of becoming a person who just walks around the school blowing things up.. or even worse A FULL TIME MUSO cmon people.. i dont want to go to those extents... i meen i love playing music and the people at the music block (more then some people think lol) but really... i dont want to stand there talking to people about crotchets that are more then one beat long... i meen THEY DONT EVEN EXIST ohh the humanity... as you can tell i am taking a leaf out of shaunys book and complaining about stuff to the people that read this A.K.A jimmy, dav and marty... ohh im so pumped for this partai on saturday night (hannahs) ohh its guna be so sweet... i meen miki and i are going to jump in the pool.. you no why?? CAUS WE'RE BAD lol no not really.. only caus we no there is a pool and pools have water which meens that we can get wet and dry at the same time.. like a reverse of quick sand! suite francaise!
ohh i rekon its guna be a kick ass party and im playing bball and we are going to win OHH YEAH caus we have a kick ass team and if i say kick ass anymore i might say this to myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woot ohh that would be bad bad bad bad... i remember when that song "All the small things" came out by BLINK 182 (best band in the hole entire world!) i made some lyrics of my own up for it... they arnt really that "rockin" as you youngsters call it in the middle ages... it went something like this "All the small things, make a big thing... And the big things make a, large thing" and just went on from thta till you got to universe... twas awsome that was so long ago i remember dylan and i sitting in our cabin at the murray and i made that up caus it was raining in summer HELLO raining in summer... pfft i know!
god im getting so bored.. i need some sleep, thats a song you know.. songs are cool im listing to a one hit wonder... the song is called pocket dynimo CRAZY i tell you
well im off
toodles and thanks for stopping by
illustrated, Author, Published, Directed, Make Up, Script by tess sakkas, earth

oh ho ho the joys of a pc

2005-10-12T15:54:00.000-07:00

well i'm at school and you know how tess always has COLOURS well know i have a rainbow at my fingertips. oh ho ho indeed my feathered friends. well anyhoo im ats chool caus we're supposed to be having school play reherasals but the year twelves are at their drama solos and so we don't start for a while.. the play is called TOP GIRLS

in french we were reading about authors then we had to guess which book they were talking about and ven was reading the last one and i was sitting next to her yeeliing out FRODO so then radha and i spent english reminising about lord of the rings and then i told the funny story about walking from my house to the train station across middle earth and then i told the funny story about going to the planetarium and yelling out show us your willy and the NO IT'S NOT, IT'S A KETTLE. and then they asked what year iw as in when this cause for hilarity occured and i said last year and they were incredulous with disbelief because they thought it was around grade three behavioiural.

it was nice catchiong up the other day

gtg

love hil

its been a while

2005-10-08T14:09:00.000-07:00

hey guys!
sorry its been a freakn while!!
hehe.. me and hil caught up the other day and i was like wooo its been too long my old friend then i felt like going to mordor or some random place like that, but my adventure died when i realised i wasnt part of lord of the rings and my name wasnt frodo!
ohh well mayeb next year...
I have 2 music exams coming up in the next month or so... i feel fruity....
iv been practicing 2 hours everyday and then yesterday at my bball game some girl that looked like an emu cross penguin, kicked me in the ribs and it hurt for a bit... but then i was just playing my sax and i cant erally breath when i do... so thats a downer... ohh well life goes on and so does chewing gum if u dont chew it like a very hungry camel...
yes indeedy u better believe it...
yesterday i spent the whole day with my friend olivia twas awsome as!!
we watched the incredibles... first time we both had seen it!! (thanks leigh for letting me borrow it)
and yeah then we went and watched her boyfriend play bball, his game was like an hour before ours so yeah... and he was pretty darn good!
then our game came and we met up with the team and then to our horror my brother (alson my coach) didnt turn up... i was like, I'LL GET YOU EGG!!!
but then 5 minutes in he came running in and swearing at our parents caus they were boiling eggs at 7:10 and our game started at 7:20 or something like that.. twas quite strange lol
so yeah it was good allround really...
now im tired and didnt go to traing this morning caus of my dam rib... dam u!!!
but ohh well...
if olivia reads this i just want to say this liv = social misfit tee hee...
anyway ahh someone knocking at the door... weirdo GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!
ohh i better rap this up in a package with free soil... stranger then the strangest... now mum, dad and i are leaving for the hills where we will meet a friendly new born baby by the name of jamsin-lee donchi shall be strange.. im guna teach it how to get to Monash University with the melways... shall be better then grand....
soo toodles everyone thanks for stopping by...
(if you come to my house, dont expect me to answer the door)

for marty - i am a camel... grunt

end of holidays grumpiness

2005-10-01T19:17:00.000-07:00

i am sooo not looking forward to going back to school
well i dotn have much else to say
i went shopping in bridge road yesterday with esther and she was wearing the exact same paris teeshirt i bought in paris in grade three. that was cool.
on thursday we watched zoolander again and we could quuote everything. and it had a space odyssey stanley kubrick reference so i have to see it.

cheers hil

ohh look at the little baby, where's your mummy? (says an irish police officer)

2005-09-26T02:34:00.000-07:00

hey
im bored... bored bored bored... i hate this computer nah im joking but i do... ohh boy we get a freakn new as computer 2moro woot! ohh it will be so good... me n my dear old brother went to the pines and bought sims 2 so that will be fan-freakn-tastic to own, and then he turned to me and said... tess you are going to pay for the expansion pack for it and im like AHHH I HAVE NO MONEY.. then i somehow got 10 buks on my card.. woot and a half.
anyway im so bored

all day i ironed... fun fun fun

well i hope you'r happy u ball stole my bike

toodles

so u called him santa ai?

2005-09-22T03:07:00.001-07:00

yo yo yo yo

i just wana say for the greatest time of your life go to this

www.negativeflow.blogspot.com

its so good

cya on the flip side

tess

I HATE THIS COMPUTER... IT DESERVES TO BURN IN HELL

2005-09-18T02:58:00.000-07:00

hey guys,
my computers gay. its all like i hate tess and it doesnt work for tess... OHHH.... bloody grrrr
ohh well u gota love what u have so therefor... Mr.Computer I LOVE YOUUU!!!!
ohh hopefully it works now... ohh guys guys guys U GOTTA see this website go to www.newgrounds.com
and then search for "Burnt face Man" far out it is freakn hilarios.... i have ever seen a crapper cartoon i would shoot myself... but thats another story... do do do do do do DEEEEEEEEE

ohh holidays are great arnt they? so dar i have went to andys with laura and then they came over here and then i helped my dad in the freakn garden .. he didnt even thank me that cold hearted man... then he said by the end of the holidays i have to paint the front fence, iron clothes and other weird jobs... and then he said if i dont he would say to his co-workers that he doesnt have a daughter.... bloody brilliant

RANDOM QUOTE TIME!!!
Uncle Vernon - "Ahh, its sunday, best day of the week sunday! and why is that dudley?"
Dudley - "I dont know"
"Harry pot headed i should have died instead of sirius the bastard" - "because theres no post on sundays?"
Uncle Vernon - "Right you are harry"

that line there is the best line in history..... god its funny

anyway i want a bag and i no were to get that bag... ohh yeah.. and i have the god dam money... its just a matter of getting to eastland ohh yeah

well thats its for now.. i think im guna go and drink till i see little blue men with grey beards dancing the zorba dance on mount koziosko.... the bastard

from sirius.. tess

lion king in french.. quite odd indeed

2005-09-14T17:57:00.001-07:00

WHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT i just asked kat how miki and laura are cause we havent chatted in AGEs and she tells me miki fainted and went to hospital. hello? is this big news to me only? thanks for the lovely introduction jim... but um dont u have ur own blog to post crazy things on? why r u reading the blog shouldn't u be STUDYING for exams haha but im tahnkful that anyone is reading it.
anyhoo im crapping on
ta love hil

seargent peppers lonely hearts club band

2005-09-13T18:25:00.000-07:00

wow what nice comments you people all make. hi jim. im hilary. up the winters. there u r marty thats some english side up. our sides doing well. that sort of thing. hmm i should really go and do some hw. thanks for the nice comments. hi sam, dav, marty, jim and JESS who is at this very moment reading the blog. love ya hil

hil says...

2005-09-10T14:09:00.000-07:00

hello! i am very excited because i re installed msn and it is working AND three people are on including my beloved jess hahaha
and if anyone is confused this is HILARY because i co own this blog.
i went to a wedding last night it was quite fun got a little tipsy. i was wearing my new SKIRT which is brilliant.
it is lauras birthday in 2 weeks i noticed how excitiement

next year i am going on the central australia camp which i affectionately call CENTY AUST because that is cool. and we are starting rowing lessons next week!!!!

i am in a HAPPY mood because im going out tomorrow to see the combined school play and going shopping, and it is almost the hols, and i am going to the LION KING

lalala
tata hil oxx

2005-09-05T17:16:00.000-07:00

FIONA MoRRISH

FIONA MoRISH

ANDY BENTLEY

ANDY BEntLEy

There once were 2 girls who liked to play, play baseball with there skirts and there shirts in there ears...
they were once running around like headless chickens and all of the sudden a huge pile of WHOO came and was like wats up??? n they were like.... nah we dont want ANY CHEESE... but the pile of WHOOO was like... hey guys this is my job all i want to do is sell some sweet cheese man...

the cheese came in bundles of joy and andy and fi were like... wats awsome?
and then they realised WHOO WE'RE AWSOME man

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet holly greatness...

the end

by sirius

Ron and Jimmy Prt 7

2005-08-21T19:31:00.000-07:00

greatings and salutations to all

well i have a story for you all, sorry this took so long jimmmmmmmmmy DAM U AND UR NAGGING!!! jokes jokes i am a camel , grunt

ok well last time on ron and jimmy they like died and then had to go to hell then went to russle and were all like "yo your poor so give us money" and then took the money to bill gates, then got into heaven.... well they stayed in heaven for like AGES freakn hell! and as you know they watched re-runs of darma and greg, ate tacos and listened to "come get some- rooster"... well as me and jimmy (the real jimmy) know listening to rooster can get quite annoying..... so ron and jimmy were all like " hey, do we have any more music?" so they went to godfree's place (other wise known as god) and then they were like knocking on his door for 19 months, in this time ron gave birth to several hobbits and elves.

Then 19 months later god answered and was all like "EYYYYYYY" Ron and Jimmy looked at each other in complete shock and amazement. "this cant be true!" said jimmy "no freakn' way" said ron... "GOD IS THE FREAKN FONZE?"... "well dar" said god... "whod you think it was dumbledore?" "well to tell you the truth".... Harry pot head had appeared from nowhere! ron and jimmy were like in shock.. this cant be happnin... harry pot head was dead? "hey, so voldermort finally killed you ai? its about time!" said jimmy, harry looked at jimmy and pulled out his wand and was all like "grudlemac"... Ron jumped in front of jimmy and saved his dead life.... "what the?" rove apeared infront of the fonze/god "this has nothing to do with you rove" shouted ron and jimmy.. and rove was all like "hey, if you touch harry i will have to remove your leg from your ear" rove suddenly passed out and fell on the floor...

ron and jimmy were all like " ok, if harry pot head is here, we aint sharing our crib with him!" and the fonze who had obviosly had a crush on harry since he was a wee little gal... kiked ron and jimmy out of heaven and they both landed back on their sorry arses on earth... "well looks like we can finally get some more music then" and they waltzed into JB HIFI.
Looking incredibly pleased with themselves once they came out, they went to rons house and started listening to wham, when crazy john came up to there door and said " I WANTED MY DUTCH HAMBURGER TO SING THE AUSTRALIAN ANTHEM FROM ITS INDEX FINGER!" ron and jimmy went outside and said to cj "listen, how many times have i told you, i have no idea who the hell you are, so please remove yourself from our doorstep" and cj went.... ron and jimmy soon turned the tv on and were watching the news when a special news report interupted the news... ron and jimmy watched in horror as they saw crazy old cj on the worlds biggest escelator with a microphone attached to his lower back resighting "the man from snowy river"...

TO BE CONTINUED....

ohh god that took a freakn long time, over to you jim

from sirius (tess)

goble the fire of goblets

2005-08-06T01:02:00.000-07:00

hey people,
sorry i havn't posted for a while but im guna try and post frequently people, ok well i cant really remember what has gone on in my life but i can remember today, today i woke up at 8 and had basketball at 10.10 in banksia which i thought was destroyed in the civil war era.. yeah thats right people.. but the good news is we played this team that incredibly suked!!! so we won! yay finaly i scored 6 which is incredibly shit! go me! well after that Dylan, Mum and i went to the shops and bought some crab meat and then dylan bought maccas and i sat there telling him he was eating a shit load of lard!!!! and he said back to me
" i dont pay you to talk tess, infact i dont pay you at all" after that i became rather disturbed and confused so i sat there in silence eating crab meat and tuna... yeah thats right im not a vegetarian.
Then Dylan and me watched lord of the rings, the two towers for the 1 billionth time in a row and then we pointed out all the major crap scenes it wasnt fun at all. Dylan told me something extremely interesting today, well i find it interesting. If China was bombed right, it would take 40 billion tones of steal and every single builder in the world 20 years to re-build, how crazys that!
well i thought it was.. my new favourite songs are
Love is just a feeling - the darkness
The fruit - Sandler dhfdbnsdjkcnsdjkcnsjakdnjak (his last name is german)
the fruit is so cool caus the guy has such a deep voice and the base just roks! and my last fav song is
Be yourself - Audioslave
but yeah well jimmy i cant be bothered wrighting prt 6 tonight but no doubt i will sometime in this week! im sorry i havnt done it in ages but im not in a stupid mood tonight lol
well ill be off now u guys should download those songs.... expecially the darkness one! its so adictive
well cya im off to andys soon for a girls night in yAy!
hehe andy u r my love!

toodles poodles with noodles

luv tee

snufleufugus

2005-07-23T19:08:00.000-07:00

i am doing rather too many things at once and my eyes are tired. firstly dad and i watched "dead men don't wear plaid" lats night hahaha funy movie starring steve martin in a gunnish role.

im going to camberwell market tomorrow rather excieted

my day was intereestin i talked to laura which was very pleasent and now im talking to esther who just called me her " good apl" she meant o say pal but i finsd that very funny...

GO NEREIDS. i cant wait for year eleven when ill be directing... house drama is so much fun.

anyway im babbling so cheerio

wednesdays here again... and i have shoes

2005-07-20T02:02:00.000-07:00

hey people,
well theres not much to say but this... KILL THE NUCLEAR WAR HEADS... just killing, i mean joking....
well there hasnt been alot going on in my life... but 2days highlights where the following
- double music with no teacher there for a double free hehe
- miki accidently hitting me in the face... IT WAS MY FAULT.. but it was funny
- miki kicking somthing and shoe came flying off and hit laura in the head
- My call to shaun - miki : Your flies (pants zipper) is weird shaun
shaun : Yeah i know, it has a pin
me (tess) : yeah i know!
- Miki hiting shaun in the face
- Me and Marty looking out for "agents" at the square
- Examining Jimmy, once again
- Beef Climbing the tree, "ape Fever"
- Beef not being able to pull his pants down, after rolling them up
and thats it.... there were quit a few downsides to the day aswell but you know

so thats about it guys!
have a good time in the neatherlands!

**t.ShiRt**

living life in a sea shell

2005-07-19T03:12:00.000-07:00

ok ok.... so you all read Jimmys crazzzzzzy story about ron and jimmy well hes Part Five to the wako series

Well Jim and Ron were walking away from the grand canyon when they saw a giant beer bottle bridge over the top and Ron looked at jimmy, and they both thought exactly the same thing... Lets go crazy broadway style! so they ended up in New York watching broadway while eating free cantalope that they stole off a hamster in a wheel chair. The show finished and ron and jimmy waltsed out of the theatre huming and dancing to the zorber dance! they got into a taxi and said to the driver "we wana go to FRUITOPIA!" and teh taxi driver turned around slowly, the sun soon became dimmer and clouds huddled around the sky and then Rona and jimmy got the full view of the driver... Their nose was too big and the taxi started to srink... NO the NOSE WAS GROWING as she turned around ron and jimmy new who the deadly Big nose taxi driver was.... IT WAS BABRA STRIESAGN!!! ohh the humanity... she asked ron and jimmy were there destination was and ron and jimmy looked at each other once again, using their telapathic powers.... they told barb that tehy already told her were they wanted to go and then she said "ohh i must be going senile!" and drove them to the magical land of
FRUITOPIA! yay

once they got there everything was quiet... too quiet and they started to run for there lives RUN RON AND JIMMY GO!, well they finally stoped not knowing were they where they started to do star jumps like teh young jedi children were doing across the lake... so ron and jimmy got into the lake to swim across to them, but they realised that the water was rather thick and quite chickeny! ohh dear lord... it was a chicken soup lake.. WOOT!!!! so ron and jimmy played happily in the lake for 3 centuarys, seeing ron and jimmy are imortal, means they didnt age a day and then the eveil gang of the fruitopia whick consisted of John lennon, Paul Mccartney and Bob Dylan they were all wearing right leather pants and singing Wake me up before you go go by wham!
and then from the west side of the lake came the gang of saltanas and who were yelling, Co-in start bitches Spanish team news is here! they all had a fight that lasted for three days and three nights and then ron and jimmy grew wings and flew away!

the end GO JIMBAROO GO!!!
from tee

2005-07-17T02:50:00.000-07:00

So you all now know who Jim and Ron are yeah? well here is part three of this intreeging story.....Ron and jim were now lost on this new planet they called whoohooo. There were no earthlings or Ducks in Pink Dresses or Jewish boys or Fruit men or Crazy killer Peanuts. So they obviosly felt quite lost. Until they came across Goerge the Human headed dog. This was no nice dog tha comes up to you and nicely humps you leg.. NOOO this dog was crazy he was one of those dogs that comes up to you and starts swearing at you and calling you names like "wombat brain" OHH THE HUMANITY!!!!... well ron and jimmy were very scared, oh how scared they were. Goerge was in a car that was traveling at 4 km per hour so Jim and Ron ran as fast as they could.. but unfortunatly couldnt run any faster then the car taht had now turned into a cow... The cow was mooing loudly and Goerge was Swearing even louder.. Which ofcoarse ment... WAR!ofcoarse the only creatures that was in this WAR were Jim, Ron, the cow, Goerge and a Catapillar sitting on a deck chair trying to get a nice tan... it was crazy this war i tells ya. There were Olympic torches, Giant Pickles.. and Ronald Mcdonald. Ohh that crazy bastard was in there with killer Penguins... i know wat your thinking... for a planet that didnt have anything on it before theres a hell of alot of stuff... well yur right! and i have no explination for this...

Well Ron and Jimmy were now caught up in a GIANT PICKEL... LITERALLY!!! but lukily with jimmys jewish luck he had some rocket fuel on him... and with rons brains he said to jimmy the little jewish lad LETS DRINK IT!!!! so they drank teh night away making a toast to goerge who was now running into the sunset screaming... I HAVE NO MOTHER!!!! which was right in a sence because goerge was a one of a kind dog you see.. Well Ron and jimmy drank and Drank until they blew up! lukily becaus of dear old gravity somehow they landed in a hospital on Earth in California...
Ron and Jimmy were now safe from Human headed dogs so after there thousands of oporations they got out of hospital and ate hotdogs while listning to Silver Chairs the greatest view while sitting on the grand canyon...

and thats the 3rd part of mine and Jimmys story... over to you jimbaroo!

bye guys.. till next time! hahaha how cool big is that?

Wednesday evening... in a nut shell

2005-07-13T02:26:00.000-07:00

good evnin peeps and cheifs,
wow trays... dead!!! YAY i hated him hes all like.. look at me i have a boy hair cut!!! haha
well... that was really bad when he died mainly because my bro told me that was gunna happen i was like CURSE U KARAMOOSH...
did u hear that?
i have an idea... y dont we just give miki and laura the pass word? and we can add them 2 this one?
genious i think so!
ohh... lunch was to weird for my liking today... i meen what the hell was with everyone! they were all crazy.. and we even had a suprise guest ALAN!!! that was so weird... im just peacfully standing drinking some juice... and WHAM fiona comes running in screaming ALANS HERE.. im like alan? is that you? haha ohh that made me laugh... and then all the people joining hands and running into every group.. hello out there? THATS WAS FREAKY but i stood the heat man... it was cool oh id luv to get that security tape it would seem hilarious. i wonder if u can buy them? that would be PHUN---KY!!!!

well toodles...

tess

another thought....

2005-07-11T19:45:00.000-07:00

ok howabout we open up our blog to go from 2 to 4!!!~!!!!!! so its me tess miks and laura??? that would really confuse shaun.... hahahaahaheeeeehhehehehohohohoohahoo
m-knife and l-fork? no doesnt relly do it..... m-element no m-bus and l-photocopier im shit at this but YEAH
adios amigos muchos gracios TOVE

ace of spades

2005-07-11T19:31:00.000-07:00

well i just updated the profile but i cant see it as far as i see which by the rule of thumb only as far as my fingernail....... but it wasnt very interesting.... just that romeo and juliet (thebazluhrman one) is a very very very goooooood movie infact tis the best movie evr made altho in a diff way napoleon is also choice bro
well i had an awful morning (FUCKING CONNEX) but my first day was goooooooood... except KARA's in my sports class thats right i have a mortal enemy but we get 2 do sailing next term.. and i bought VOGUE afterschool and all the autumn/winter collections were BLACK and funeralish, mucho awfulness
mitc had a firetwirling party AGAIN when i was away and even caitlin was there for godssake but there were some tres cool pics i wish i could put some up..... ahwell
dinnertime

hugs and kisses ghil
ooh and harry pothead comes out in 4 days arrogant little prick

well well well, what have we here? santa claus huh? ohh im really scared!

2005-07-11T00:09:00.000-07:00

hello!!!!

so schools back, today wasnt so bad i guess, nothing amazing happened... if you dont count jumping off a cliff amazing! JOKING theres no cliffs in blackburn!!! DONT BE SILLY!... well im extremely bored.. hmm
achooo
well
thats it!
well that was weird....
ohh boy this is so boring
haha today in P.E we where playing
mat ball and morris was up to kick
and he was running back to the stage end
of the court and there was a table inocently
lying there and he ran smack, bang into it!
ohh it was awsome!

well and we had some american felow come and make is improvise... ohh the humanity of a baritone sax solo! also i manadged to not be held up in the music block! hazar!
except for when i saw henrik!!
SO COOL THAT FELLOW!
well thats it im goin

stay classy
tess

yes i did have agood time in nz

2005-07-09T23:55:00.000-07:00

well sorrrrrry for leaving blackburn and the comfort zone and making a new life it wasn't easy you know but i NEVER EVER said i wanted to stop being friends with everyone but i can't help it if i don't take such an avid interest in blacky gossip and ur right i couldve taken part in the conversation but i DIDN"T KNOW WHO OR WHAT YOU WERE REFFERING TO. like that... ummm... i something thing, i dont know what that is so when you talk about it for half an hour i can't join in and im not saying thats because its not funny caus i would be talking about it too if i went to blackburn too WHICH I DON"T. and i wasnt at andys party and i dont know all the new pepole so can you accept that its hard for me to fit in with you?

oh and thanks tess for the most enjoyable phone call we've ever had

so you've had two weeks to cool off (if thats what you needed) so can we forget about it? maybe i just need to accept that i can't still be one of the closest friends in our gang but i will never want to stop being friends with y'all. i love you guys and i never want to nnot be friends. tess we always fight but its hard to make up when we never see each other. and i really relly hope that i won't get kicked out of the blacky gang. it meant a lot to me to still be in it for the past semester and to go places with you and be included and it would be awful for me if i couldn'tbe a part of that any more.

HUGS AND KISSES hil

NAPOLEON IS DYNAMITE!!!!

2005-07-09T05:53:00.002-07:00

DID YOU GUYS SEE NAPOLEON not only is he the best and funniest flippin guy on the PLANET he is also the greatest dancer.... AND u guessed it fellas HES ALSO BATMAN!!!!! hehe ohh he is the coolest guy ever! and he is so cool that i just spent 2 hours putting all those pictures up there! so u guys better look at them real hard like! or else....

these are the awards MY HERO napoleon D got Best Brake through Male actor, Best Dance scene of vocal crap, and BEST MOVIE!!! i new it was the best movie!!!!

so with nothing to regret right now i am saying solong san diego and stay classy
IDIOT! gOSH! hehehehehee...
TheReS nOthIng LefT fOr mE 2 dO buT DANCE!!!!
if u have not seen that movie please get a gu and shoot urself
(not u shaun, because caus i no u have the will to see it)
YAWN AND A HALF!!!
tess

NAPOLEON IS DYNAMITE!!!!

2005-07-09T05:53:00.001-07:00

GRRRR

2005-07-09T05:52:00.000-07:00

naaaa naaa naaa na na na naaa naaa na na na naaaa... hey jude

2005-07-07T19:21:00.000-07:00

THE STORY OF
LITTLE PEA MAN... OF THE GREY CHAIRS

It all started on the Sunday of Justice... The king of sweeden was sitting on his thrown, ignoring his servents as usual. Although the king was happy on the outside he was deeply depressed inside. Until a small imigrant by the name of killer fugeldhornwienerdoggydoobiscuitarnottmathsmayden. The imigrant got on his knees begging the king for forgivness, this amused the king. The king became unimpressed soon after... seeing one of his gaurds shot the poor bugger dead.

So there that story ends, which is a good thing seeing that has nothing to do with the real story...

The REAL story starts right here...in this room... One sunny day a manly Duck waltzed into the room singing "sweet home alabama" at the time he was wearing a pink frock and a white skirt that went see through when it rained... luckily he had an umberella and was carrying a little jewish boy called jimmy sitting on his shoulders protecting him from any harmfull creatures such as, A UNPREDICTABLE HEARD OF SEA GULLS!... the duck named Ron was scared of these seagulls.. u see the thing is that sea gulls dont actually come from the sea.. think about it.. its not like the sea actually just spits them out every 22 minutes... Well thats what Ron thought anyway. Ron and the little jewish boy (jimmy) walked out onto the street, swearing there heads off at the this young bushy haired lad called omar... when they found a metal rod sticking out of the road. They pulled at the rod and WHAM!!!! the hole world blew up... EVERYONE DIED! except for Ron and Jimmy

You know why ron and jimmy didnt die? because they both believed in pretzels... god bless those pretzels

CHICKEN DIPPER!!

Well thats it for that story. Thanks jim for the idea.. or was it me? ohh i guess we will never know unless one of us remembers... ohh so anyway i just got back from bowling with my family for my cousins birthday... Ohh it was hilarios dmac (my dad) almost broke his shoulder when he went to bowl, he couldnt play for the rest of the game and now he has an ice pack on his shoulder. He's really pissed off he cant stop swearing ohh that dad. Anyway Dill Bob and I where mucking around which caused me to loose both games! woot what a knock out. Ohh but the funny part was that he kept chasing me around the place with one of those bowling rails that little kids use caus they dont have the muscles to roll the ball down the lane. Then we decided to use up all my shots to test out how it worked... We got a gutter ball every time it was funny as. We drew a croud aswell!! people i didnt even know where stopping and laughing at our stupidity. One guy spilt his coke on his shirt. I said it was Kalma! then Dill Bob and I ran around saying that I was 20 years pregnent and saying lines from The legend of Ron Burgandy "Anchor Man" like
"the arsenist had oddly shaped feet" and "The tourch was denied a bank loan"
... Which really doesnt make sense at all..
In other news Robby Mcewan came first in the tour de france in the stage there up to... thats such a great event the tour de france! Think about it Riding every single day for 3 weeks ohh the humanity...
i cant wait to see Lance Armstrong (my hero) win it AGAIN! GO LANCE! hes such a legend for inventing LIVESTRONG. Well i'v been rambling for a while now.. lets see ohh tomorrow night my family is going out again! i meen im still sick of there faces from spending every single day with ONLY them in america (which was 6 months ago... thats pretty sad!) but noooo we have to have dinner and see star wars. Which sucks because EVERYONE has seen it before! grrrr and for some reason i have become OBSSESED with the beatles... how awsome are they?
ohh well

thanks for stopping buy, stay classy!

tess

Sorry, i went a bit "picture crazy" there!

When in Rome

2005-07-04T01:36:00.000-07:00

hey guys,
Sorry i havnt posted for a long time, but you no how it is.... well not really but anyway. Since the last time i posted a hell of a lot has happened... NOT!!!!! ok
- Sunday i went to andys
- Monday i did nothing
- Tuesday & Wednesday miki, hil and laura cam over and stayed the night. It was pretty fun i guess.. (i wont start) but well. We Ate tacos and then watched the OC then watched a bit of rove then we watched, Napoleon Dinamite and Anchor man... which both movies i find absolutley funny as!... Then we where going to watch the groups Favourite movie "stand by me" but i could tell we where all falling asleep.. so we just talked. We then fell asleep and then Dad got up at 5 to go to sydney, so he woke us all up... well only me! so yeah
- Thursday i didnt do anything
- Friday miki, laura and myself went to davs place and ate party pies and fairy bread and then watched Perfect Match! the best show EVER
- Saturday miki, laura, olivia, sam (olivias friend), Riki, Dad, Dylan, Mum, Johnny, Juely, Michael, James, Mikis dad, Mikis Uncle and my Uncle went to the Footy haha i cant believed i named everyone... well laura made enemies with a fanatic Swans suporter that laughed like nelson off the simpsons every time richmond got a point instead of a goal and then started swearing his head off... unfortunatly we didnt catch his name and address or else we would have sent hate mail! and lukily, Richmond won! you no why? CAUS WE RULE!!!!! yeah tahst right! After the footy my family went to Mordialoc to say Gday to my grandparents
- Sunday we said another goodbye to alan and watched him play footy... he lost
and finally today i met up with laura and we walkied to blackburn station. the caught a train to Eastland, then we had somelunch with the folowing people....
Laura, Miki, Ross, Callum, Shaun and Marty (obviosly me aswell) then laura, callum, ross and miki went and saw ""War of the Worlds" and Shaun, Marty and myself went and had did other stuff then found Andy and hannah and tehn we did soem more stuff then we caught a train home...
now i am writing this to you and this is a picture of the group, Nottice Beefs Pose... extremely amusing!

ohh, i just had this memorie of when i went to america and we went to the "grand canyon" which wasnt that Canyony it was just a big ditch. anyway my brother was running around chassing me because we were having a snow fight, and instead of throwing snow i accidently threw a block of ice at his head and he chased me and he fell smack bang on his arse caus it was so slipery haha ohh im holding that against him for ever... if only we taped it... and if only Dmac (my father) wasnt out to kill me that day... me and him were posing for a photo and we were right on the edge of the canyon and after he got me and pretended to throw me off... OFF THE GRAND FUKING CANYON!!!!!!!! he owes me $100 from that day

he still hasnt payed up....

Well thats all, im watching "the hours" its a very disturbing/dramatic/weird movie like those movies you see at arty cinemas... what have the yanks done to the word "dramatic"

only time will tell

go fuck yourself san diego

(stay classy)

ASTRO!!

2005-06-25T05:35:00.000-07:00

hey guys,
i know for a fact that only shaun read that last time.. so thankyou to shaun!

today was the worst day!!!... alan left guys!!! ASTRO / BAYWATCH / ALAN THE 1ST / ALAN!!!!
well we went to maccas a hell of alot of people!...
the following came: ME obviosly... shaun, hil, miki, laura, elisha, andy, hannah, julia, nim, marty, barry ( who i dont no who the hell he is?) cam - morris, cam - stubsy, stu, joel, beef and ofcourse ALAN
we all ate ofcourse then we went to the playground and started playing there.. and then started taking photos hehe it was awsome!!! we got so many! but then teh dreaded moment came when his ride pulled up he said his goodbyes and i hugged him for a long time.. thinking this is guna be the last time il hug him!!!
as he drove off it all hit us that al was such a great part f our lives... we all sat in silence for about 15-20 minutes reflecting on the times we had with him.. i kept it together but other people broke down... we decided to find a more private place to go so we went to koonung oval where we sat... in silence then i left and sat by myslef thinking about dear old al.... and then went back to the group we started talking about all the great times we had with him.. it cheered us up... we headed off to the square and we sat again...
iv realised we did alot of sitting.. well after this some people went to eastland and shaun, andy, laura, beef and myself stayed at the square but then we left to go to a park... we reflected some more then parted...
my day is sad...
sad sad sad
like taht black adda episode...
without the laughs

well thats it guys..
peace out, keep it real.. and when your cat gets cold.. dont put it in the microwave!

cheers guys
luv tee xOx

Cheers to that!

2005-06-24T04:01:00.000-07:00

hey guys,
its me TESS again hehe... hil and i will post together again probably on sunday! yay im guna see her and we're going 2 the dentist.... can i get an Amen?
AMEN tee hee hee...
anyway well i think its been a while so i shall update you on whats kikn in my life eh?
ok well hmm elisha's party was pretty phunky... although i wasnt too well *cough cough* anyway this week has been a huge build up for today... well which was today.. ALANS MOVING
ohh i had a great idea just then.. we can put matches in his cars tyres so when they start to roll off.. WHAM the tyres explode yeah? ahm.... ok obviosly not a fab idea but meh...
We gave al a great scrap book that Andy and I named the "Blacky high Book" it had so many great photos of all his friends... even people that hardly even know him!!!! grrrrr
hehe but yeah it was pretty emotional.. im guna miss astro!!!!

anyway so yeah 2moro practically everyone is going to maccas for lunch or something... to say our final fairwell to dear old al... so yeah thats whats hapnin
ohh yeah if it wasnt for my excersize book i would have failed maths.. ITS UR OWN TEACHING, NOT MY LEARNING gees people go toi school to be taught stuff so what do i end up getting A TUTOR get real...

well im sure there are many other things to tell you about but whos guna care? heh
ohh i cant wait hil, miki, laura n me (obviously) are having a sleep over on tuesday we're guna play CHEAT haha great times...

well cya guys have a good one
and chill out!
xOx tee

where was i?

2005-06-15T04:02:00.000-07:00

hi
by
t.

hahahahaha just screwn with ya
i dont have much to rite.. me n hil went on a picnic and the following people rocked up...
laura
miki
hil n me OBVIOSLY
shaun
stubbsy/hueghsy
marty
and eric

it was all good and fun... although the following things joined us there...
tension, bree with a knife and a dog that i think was alan cauz he was so attached to us...
well the girls were on one rug and the guys on another.. TENSION (i think stubbsy was a bit annoyed with someone aswell)
eric brang BREE WITH A KNIFE
and there was a DOG
and thats wat i call fun hahaha
there was also some "yoddeling" which n-one respoded to haha

have a good one

cheers
tee.

Feel good...

2005-05-21T13:03:00.000-07:00

ahhhhhh, so here we are, back at last. with nothing to say but this FEEL GOOD....(says hilary)
windmill windmill for the land, is everybody in? ohh yeah.... yes well we see that 2 people no about this site... thanku for making the time to comment... and shaun at the end of the post it will have either brackets or non brackets saying either tess or hil so there...(says tesssssssss)
LUKE, USE THE FORKS LUKE ahahahahahaahahahaha says hil
ohh wow this is just not goin 2 make sence at all... (says tess)
yeah, yeah absoloutely says hil
so when did you get the chicken pox?
umm wen i was in grade 2 or 3 i think yeah wen i was in grade 3... wat about u hil?
oh i have the coolest pyjamams ohhhhh mitch wwent to nick cave and the bad seeds on fri, hes good mates with nicks son jethro sounded awesome.... says hil
blaaa new new newssssss the tv is talking 2 me ohh... i had something 2 say now i cant remember it i hate it..... dam dam dam THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!! is like a lama breeding a pigeon dog... u no before this day i thought dogs were actually born in eggs... yeah iv learnt something from today (random quote from family guy)(sorry martok i stole that from u now i am handing it bak in a nger and frustration) last night i didnt get a good nights sleep n sam noes y dont u see thats the way the circle life runs.. i tell u guys something although the only person that is going 2 read this wil be hil and possibly martok and shaun maybe if we tell them and u guys dont have a clue wat im talking about... does ms.zylan remember if she worte stuff in our diarys.. hopefully not... hmm u no wat i have to say... PIT BULLS SHOULD STAY... DAM U! can i get a AMEN? (says tess)
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shiwenwa shaminaHEEEEEEEEETSAGABABA theres more to be found than can ever be found qwirth the sun rolling high ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE etc etc you get where im going with all this (says hil)
so back 2 the start of the end... thast all they wrote and teh turtle won against the hare! soo blahh... NOW SEE HERE ohh the lion king is sooo cool the best movie ever.. hopefuly we shall rite some more during the week or so seeing we havnt done any for a long time go toshiba!

tee and hil are signing out! have a good 1 and keep it real!!

FEEL GOODS

naka naka baka yassoo

jesus christ superstar

2005-04-16T21:23:00.000-07:00

damnit i just wrote a whole god damn post and then accidentely deleted it.. can't be stuffed writing another one... i think the future of this website is rather doomed seeing as i never have time.. TOO MUCH HOMEWORK and TESS has her OWN website... damn you karamoosh!
anyway... adios amigos, and keep smiling!
xxx hil

The sound of rustling pants

2005-04-15T19:03:00.000-07:00

greeeetings
hello again well nothing really to post all i did today was shop with my mum that was fun i guess. My brother yelled at me for using his ipod i felt really privlaged. It doesnt really matter he dont ahve great songs on it so neway maybe i will have something to write tomoro night after we go to the picnic. It should be great fun!

ardios amegos and keep smiling
Elnombree [tess]

what they don't know.....

2005-04-14T22:41:00.000-07:00

hey all this is hil (for the first time - yippee!)
first of all - tess the template is hoorible what a horrid green
second of all - now i have my own site to publish random blogs instaed of commenting on martys
third of all - AGH (i thought i better not swear in my first post) I HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK and im getting very distracted
Wow im so impressed with everything tess

well, better get to it
luv hily xxx
ps tess i might get u a bag 2night theres an aussie disposals in the cbd so if i have time....

Toast, but little vegimite

2005-04-13T23:00:00.000-07:00

hi all,
This is the first blog that has actually worked (hopefully it does work) its mine [tess] and hilarys blog. I'd like to thank Marty for telling me how to do this. Well i dont really have anything else to say because well... i dont know till next time.

tess

~ HAT ~ hil and tess

lampshade paradise

SOCCEROOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woop?

chinism

Quality News

ron and jimmy part 9!!!!!! holy

circus

the evil donkey

and what did they call him? santa claus, after the fictional character, snow white... orange and blue clouds.

the otters have escaped, which only meens i have too much time on my hands to make a stupid title like this, enjoy:

the lumberjack FROM HELL

avastpirates

Justice in the metric system

WALLY

Celebration!

ONLY FIVE WEEKS LEFT

Excuse me!!!!

i am peter hear me roar

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!! NEW YEARS!

MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE

MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE

Its gotta be vintage

Queensland - year 9 camp

and tom the cabin boy just smiled and said nothing

!glomesh!

AHHHHH

AHHHHH

take it

shiny silver things

comin up, its dare

Zesty.. live life to the fullest

Welcome to the machine

hilary

hilary

top girls READ MY POST IT'S "FUCKING AWESOME"

iv been good but

here we are now, entertain us!

oh ho ho the joys of a pc

its been a while

end of holidays grumpiness

ohh look at the little baby, where's your mummy? (says an irish police officer)

so u called him santa ai?

I HATE THIS COMPUTER... IT DESERVES TO BURN IN HELL

lion king in french.. quite odd indeed

seargent peppers lonely hearts club band

hil says...

Ron and Jimmy Prt 7

goble the fire of goblets

snufleufugus

wednesdays here again... and i have shoes

living life in a sea shell

Wednesday evening... in a nut shell

another thought....

ace of spades

well well well, what have we here? santa claus huh? ohh im really scared!

yes i did have agood time in nz

NAPOLEON IS DYNAMITE!!!!

NAPOLEON IS DYNAMITE!!!!

GRRRR

naaaa naaa naaa na na na naaa naaa na na na naaaa... hey jude

When in Rome

ASTRO!!

Cheers to that!

where was i?

Feel good...

jesus christ superstar

The sound of rustling pants

what they don't know.....

Toast, but little vegimite